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Jokes
You can find some real funny jokes here. I'll add one new joke here everyday. So, read and have fun everyday. But before you start laughing :
1. One person took 1 lakh TK/= loan but could not repay it. There was a case against him for this. Finding no other ways he took the help of an advocate to fignt the case. Then he told him to say "Vaa" to every question the judge will ask in the court. As he told "vaa Vaa" to all the questions they thought he was mad and released him. Now he was going home very happily. But :
Advocate: Hey you, very easily you won the case but where are my fees?
Person : "Vaa"
2. One deaf, another without the power of sight and another who does not have legs are travelling by a boat.
The person without the power of sight : How nice stars today in the sky
The Deaf Person : Idiot!!! how can you see stars while you don't have the power of sight.
The person without legs : I'll give you one kick asshole!! How can u hear him while you are deaf
3. In the drawing class the teacher told everyone to draw a picture of a cow eating grass. But one boy submitted a blank page.--
Teacher : Where are the grass?
Boy : The cow ate it!!
Teacher : And where is your cow?
Boy : After eating the grass it went away!!
4. Often in the class a teacher when he gets mad calls some students Donkey---
Student : Sir, is it right to call me Donkey in every sentence?
Teacher : Why, does it hurt your prestige?
Student : The way my prestige is, same way you also loose your prestige.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Student : ....No......I mean....aa....if you call me Donkey then people will say you are a Donkey's Teacher!!!
5. (Read this joke if you understand Bengali)
Teacher is teaching in the class--
Teacher : Listen, It's not enough if you only learn to write English; you have to talk in English too.
Student : Alright Sir.
Teacher : Let's see; Tell in English--What is your name?
Student : "I not" Sir.
Teacher : What the hell are you telling?
Student : No SIr. My name is " " That's why I told in English "I not".
6. The students who did very good in the Final Exam are being given prizes. The Head-master is telling to the boy who did the best result--
Headmaster : I hope you will do good results everytime.
Boy : Sir, I also hope you will print our question papers from my uncles printing press.
7.(Read this if you understand bengali)
Grammar class is going on--
Teacher : বলোতো, রোজ সকালে পাখির ডাকে তোমার ঘুম ভাঙে, এটা কোন কাল?
Student :  ।
8. (Read this if you understand bengali)
There's conversation going on between two friends:
First Friend : Do you think রবিন্দ্রনাথ ever played football?
Second Friend : Ofcourse!
First Friend : How can you be so sure?
Second Friend : Don't you remember he wrote a song - “বল দাও, মোরে বল দাও|”
9. A boaster friend has wrote to his friend. The friend is reading the letter :
"Dear Friend, How r u? I hope u r fine. I often think about u. I wish to write to u. But I don't get time. I m well. Don't worry about me, I m fine. I wanted to give u with this letter $3000 that I had once taken. But by mistake I sticked and closed the envelope! So, I will give you next time"
10. Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping :
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
11. Two friends are talking---
First Friend: You know what, yesterday my grandfather gave me two slaps. Second Friend: You're grandfather is very good. But my grandfather is such a miser that he doesn't give anything!!!
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